Attention, prospective buyers! Behold, a domain that is currently up for grabs. 

Alas, we regret to inform you that we can no longer fulfill your wife's wildest bathroom dreams. Fear not, for we have a marvelous alternative plan. Treat your better half to a delightful surprise from www.twistedink.ca and make amends for your inability to conjure up her every desire. After all, a thoughtful gift has the power to mend even the most shattered dreams.